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		<title>Hi Matt!</title>
		<link>http://kahlerisms.com/2008/12/hi-matt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 01:59:28 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Until further notice kahlerisms/arkspage is renamed HI MATT.</p>
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		<title>Why I love the internet.</title>
		<link>http://kahlerisms.com/2008/12/why-i-love-the-internet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 23:08:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because someone in another state let me know I left an appliance on. http://twitter.com/elnewb/status/1047895194 Awesome.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Because someone in another state let me know I left an appliance on.</p>
<p>http://twitter.com/elnewb/status/1047895194</p>
<p>Awesome.</p>
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		<title>Baino&#039;s McDanger&#039;s Meme.</title>
		<link>http://kahlerisms.com/2008/09/bainos-mcdangers-meme/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:02:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kahlerisms</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because Memes are what blogs are all about, and even though I wasn&#8217;t &#8216;tagged&#8217;, it&#8217;s about time i had some content. Baino&#8217;s post is here What are your nicknames? Chrispy to my friends, Frog to my mum. GeekBoy to the girlfriend. Had some others over the years. ChristmasTree was one I remember fondly from around [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Because Memes are what blogs are all about, and even though I wasn&#8217;t &#8216;tagged&#8217;, it&#8217;s about time i had some content.</p>
<p>Baino&#8217;s post is <a href="http://bainosbanter.blogspot.com/2008/09/mcdangers-meme.html">here</a></p>
<p><strong>What are your nicknames?</strong><br />
Chrispy to my friends, Frog to my mum. GeekBoy to the girlfriend. Had some others over the years. ChristmasTree was one I remember fondly from around year 8.</p>
<p><strong>What TV gameshow/reality show would you like to be on?</strong><br />
Hmm.<br />
Reality show? New Zealand&#8217;s <em>Police 10-7 </em> solely so I could say<br />
&#8220;ASSAULT ASSAULT! You touched me officer, sorry.&#8221; Hehe. Hope some readers will get the reference <img src='http://kahlerisms.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><strong>What was the first movie you bought in VHS or DVD?</strong><br />
VHS I dunno. DVD was most likely the Matrix as it was that must-own DVD in the early days of DVD &#8211; it had it all, great audio, picture quality and a bucket load of special features.</p>
<p><strong>What is your favourite scent?</strong><br />
Tough one. Burning gum leaves? Bacon cooking? A good whiskey?</p>
<p><strong>If you had one million dollars to spend only on yourself, what would you spend it on?</strong><br />
Cars, cars and more cars.<br />
And hopefully a big empty property not too far away I could whack a big shed on to store them all.</p>
<p><strong>One place you&#8217;ve visited, can&#8217;t forget and want to go back to?</strong><br />
Ooh I know this one. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weimar">Weimar</a>. Feels like a Sunday arvo 24 hours a day. Never been to a place as relaxed and chilled out and friendly and awesome. Can&#8217;t wait to go back. Wellington would be a clear second.</p>
<p><strong>Do you trust easily?</strong><br />
I guess so. I guess the first time I&#8217;m very trusting. Benefit of the doubt and all that. Probably a lot harder to ever get it back if you lose it though <img src='http://kahlerisms.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><strong>Do you generally think before you act, or act before you think?</strong><br />
I think I&#8217;m a fairly measured person and I generally act without too much emotion.</p>
<p><strong>Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?</strong><br />
Ha! Lets see: My father&#8217;s dieing of cancer, the friend he made in the last two weeks died on Saturday night, finances are tight, work is flat out yet kind of stale, I&#8217;m putting on weight at an alarming rate, my new house smells kind of funny, I need money to fix my car (see previous comment about financial restrictions) and I&#8217;m generally not the calmest most relaxed guy on the planet at the moment.</p>
<p><strong>Do you have a good body image?</strong><br />
No. Over the past five or six years I&#8217;ve balooned. I&#8217;ve put on about 30 kilos. I&#8217;m guesisng most of it is binge eating, absolutely no exercise regime and a shitload of beer. I&#8217;d like to get fitter and run and stuff (especially in summer when I&#8217;m sweating anyway I find exercise a lot easier) but I&#8217;m really shit at running. I don&#8217;t think I ever learnt how to breath properly so I&#8217;ve never in my life been able to run for very long. More recently I get nasty shin splints just running for a train and I&#8217;ve not got a pair of runners. A future post is going to be one of those 101 things in 1001 days things. Buying a pair of runners will be on that list.</p>
<p><strong>What is your favorite fruit?</strong><br />
Changes every year. One of the summer stone fruits &#8211; Cherrys or apricots or peaches or nectarines or something like that. Each November or so I decide which will be my favorite for the year and kind of stick to it. If I had to decide today I reckon I&#8217;d go with white peaches <img src='http://kahlerisms.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><strong>What websites do you visit daily?</strong><br />
I&#8217;m constantly plugged into an RSS reader so I don&#8217;t have to check many websites very often. <a href="http://www.mactalk.com.au">MacTalk.com.au</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com">twitter.com </a>and <a href="http://reader.google.com">reader.google.com</a>. That&#8217;d be about it.</p>
<p><strong>What have you been seriously addicted to lately?</strong><br />
Hmm. Procrastinating. That and alcohol I&#8217;d guess.</p>
<p><strong>What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?</strong><br />
Well I wasn&#8217;t tagged, but I think Helen&#8217;s a thoroughly decent, intelligent, creative woman. I think she&#8217;s fantastic and look forward to drinking a lot with her as soon as possible.</p>
<p><strong>What&#8217;s the last song that got stuck in your head?</strong><br />
<a href="http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=o375ke8Csio&amp;feature=iv&amp;annotation_id=event_519566">Cry Little Sister</a>. (The Girlfriend&#8217;s watching The Lost Boys in the same room as me)</p>
<p><strong>Favourite clothing</strong><br />
Black T-shirts, geek t-shirts and band t-shirts.</p>
<p><strong>Do you think Rice Krispies are yummy?</strong><br />
I think they&#8217;re alright. They&#8217;re pretty boring though. A better question here would be Bacon or Cake, which I&#8217;ll add below.</p>
<p><strong>Bacon or Cake?</strong><br />
Bacon. No hesitation.</p>
<p><strong>What would you do if you saw $100 lying on the ground?</strong><br />
$100 cash? I&#8217;d take it. If it were a cheque or a wallet or something somehow traceable I&#8217;d try to track the owner down, but considering it&#8217;s virtually untracable cash and not of a huge dollar value, I&#8217;d pocket it.</p>
<p><strong>Items you couldn&#8217;t go without during the day?</strong><br />
iPhone &#8211; Internet + iPod in my pocket. I need both <img src='http://kahlerisms.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><strong>What should you be doing right now?</strong><br />
Aha! I was wondering how I&#8217;d answer this when I first copied these questions from Baino&#8217;s blog but while I was writing the answer the cash question I had a work phone call so now I have a slightly more interesting answer: I should be logging into work to check the SSH authentication isn&#8217;t somehow broken on one of our Solaris boxes.</p>
<p><strong>Six people I want to fill this out</strong><br />
I doubt I have six readers with blogs. If you read this and you ahve a blog, do it and post in the comments so I can read it.</p>
<p>Awesome.</p>
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		<title>Matty!</title>
		<link>http://kahlerisms.com/2008/07/matty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:55:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Taken on Saturday.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Taken on Saturday.</p>
<p><a href="http://kahlerisms.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/p-640-480-18905381-4664-4ff2-81e9-ba71f665d223.jpeg"><img src="http://kahlerisms.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/p-640-480-18905381-4664-4ff2-81e9-ba71f665d223.jpeg" alt="photo" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-364" /></a></p>
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		<title>Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ, I want one.</title>
		<link>http://kahlerisms.com/2008/05/jesus-titty-fucking-christ-i-want-one/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 07:44:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kahlerisms</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s not much that appeals to me above all sense, reason, and expense, but this certainly does. Check out this video. http://gizmodo.com/386007/r2+d2-projector-in-action-video-verdict-a-must-have]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s not much that appeals to me above all sense, reason, and expense, but this certainly does.</p>
<p>Check out this video.</p>
<p>http://gizmodo.com/386007/r2+d2-projector-in-action-video-verdict-a-must-have</p>
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		<link>http://kahlerisms.com/2008/04/78/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:54:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kahlerisms</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look what the Internet did. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1M3ykxFQuk]This is either utterly inspiring and amazing, or just fucking scary.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Look what the Internet did.</b><br />
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1M3ykxFQuk]<br />This is either utterly inspiring and amazing, or just fucking scary.</p>
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		<title>Second worst drivers on the road!</title>
		<link>http://kahlerisms.com/2008/04/second-worst-drivers-on-the-road/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:56:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Holden hoons out-ranked other drivers for their bad habits in a survey of more than 2500 drivers.Motorists were asked to admit to a range of misdemeanours, including talking on a mobile phone, drink-driving, speeding and text messaging. Mercedes-Benz drivers were the second worst on the road overall, Volkswagen were third and BMW fourth. Ford drivers [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><em>Holden hoons out-ranked other drivers for their bad habits in a survey of more than 2500 drivers.Motorists were asked to admit to a range of misdemeanours, including talking on a mobile phone, drink-driving, speeding and text messaging.</p>
<p>Mercedes-Benz drivers were the second worst on the road overall, Volkswagen were third and BMW fourth. Ford drivers were fifth.</p>
<p></em></p></blockquote>
<p>http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23567072-2,00.html</p>
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		<link>http://kahlerisms.com/2008/04/74/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 04:34:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kahlerisms</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ikea Lamp [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRAhyl1fC4w]This is good, too.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Ikea Lamp</b><br />
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRAhyl1fC4w]<br />This is good, too.</p>
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		<title>Resourceful little bloke</title>
		<link>http://kahlerisms.com/2008/01/resourceful-little-bloke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2008 23:39:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Polish teen derails tram after hacking train network http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/11/tram_hack/]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Polish teen derails tram after hacking train network</p>
<p><a HREF="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/11/tram_hack/">http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/11/tram_hack/</a></p>
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		<title>Fucked.</title>
		<link>http://kahlerisms.com/2007/12/fucked-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:52:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kahlerisms</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate whaling. And I hate all the seal and walrus cruelty And I shed a tear when I heard first hand accounts of what happened to horses in the 2006/2007 bushfires. But I almost vomited when I read this: Cunts. This might be the only post that I ever use that word. Cunts. out.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hate whaling.</p>
<p>And I hate all the seal and walrus cruelty</p>
<p>And I shed a tear when I heard first hand accounts of what happened to horses in the 2006/2007 bushfires.</p>
<p>But I almost vomited when I read <a HREF="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22966921-23109,00.html">this</a>:</p>
<p>Cunts.</p>
<p>This might be the only post that I ever use that word.</p>
<p>Cunts.</p>
<p>out.</p>
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