Kahlerisms

It turns out the happy blokes at Dominos AND the happy blokes at Pizza Hut have SHRUNK OUR PIZZAS!

FUCKERS!

This is like when VB reduces the alcohol content in their beer. IT’S UNAUSTRALIAN!

Meanwhile, a mob called ’Eagle Boys’ have taken an amusing swipe at Dominos:

So!

To Dominos and Pizza Hut: GET FUCKED.
To Eagle Boys: Can I please have an outlet near me in suburban South-East Melbourne.

Bentleigh would be fine.